Looking for weapons of mass destruction? Something that will corner your bid on the terrorist market? Then you must visit...

Arnaud's Weapons Emporium!

Arnaud is an expert in weapons large and small, chemical and biological. He deals in the standard elements of his trade (guns, explosives, and the occasional nuclear missile), but has also been known to come up with some more eccentric ideas, such as the knife-disguised-as-a-pen.

Don't let that minor fiasco with the Quicksilver gland fool you; whatever your needs, Arnaud's Weapons Emporium can fill them.